30 Dad Jokes to Keeping You Laughing This Father’s Day

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Who doesn’t love a hearty laugh sparked by a clever pun or a witty one-liner? Welcome to the ultimate treasure trove of dad jokes, those pun-tastic quips that have a special place in every family gathering. As we dive into this collection, prepare to groan, chuckle, and maybe even share a few with the dads in your life!

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

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Because they make up everything!

How does a penguin build its house?

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Igloos it together!

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

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A carrot!

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

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Because he was outstanding in his field!

How do you organize a space party?

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You planet!

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

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Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

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They don’t have the guts.

What do you call fake spaghetti?

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An impasta!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

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Why did the bicycle fall over?

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Because it was two-tired!

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

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Great food, no atmosphere!

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

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Because if they had four, they’d be a chicken sedan!

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

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Live stream.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground?

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They woke up!

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.

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She gave me a hug.

Why don’t some couples go to the gym?

Crossfit Exercise
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Because some relationships don’t work out.

What did the zero say to the eight?

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Nice belt!

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

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An investigator!

I used to play piano by ear

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…but now I use my hands.

I told my computer I needed a break

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…and now it won’t stop sending me Kit-Kats.

Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

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They’d crack each other up!

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

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He made a mint!

How do you make a tissue dance?

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Put a little boogie in it!

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

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A gummy bear!

Why did the math book look sad?

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Because it had too many problems.

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

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Between you and me, something smells.

How do you catch a squirrel?

A tree squirrel on a tree branch.

Climb a tree and act like a nut!

What do you call a fish with a tie?

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I’m reading a book on anti-gravity.

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It’s impossible to put down!

Did you hear about the guy who cut off the left side of his laptop?

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He has no left CTRL.

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