He ‘picks up his car with a forklift and stands beneath it to see what was rattling when he drove.’
Stealing the boss’ ruler (the one with clear markings) and insisting it is yours will also get you fired.
One retail store employee got fired for ‘using the company iPad to go on Craigslist and search for hookups.’
Newborn babies smell nice and are cuddly and warm; we just want to hold them. And sometimes take them home.
“He cracked the lid of an ice cream tub, imprinted his face in it and managed to get the lid back on tight enough for no one to notice.”