1
He ‘picks up his car with a forklift and stands beneath it to see what was rattling when he drove.’
2
Stealing the boss’ ruler (the one with clear markings) and insisting it is yours will also get you fired.
3
One retail store employee got fired for ‘using the company iPad to go on Craigslist and search for hookups.’
4
Newborn babies smell nice and are cuddly and warm; we just want to hold them. And sometimes take them home.
5
“He cracked the lid of an ice cream tub, imprinted his face in it and managed to get the lid back on tight enough for no one to notice.”